badwolfwinterfell:

Community Characters: Annie Edison

"You really don’t see how pretty Annie is?"

"Maybe it’s because I knew her back in high school before she dropped out. She had braces and acne and a pill addiction and a nervous breakdown ending with her running through a plate-glass door screaming, ‘Everyone’s a robot!’"

jamehcook:

grapes with seeds can go to hell

cybertwinks:

the only people who ever call me pretty are either old or online

Do I get along with my co-workers? Well, first of all, I don’t have co-workers anymore, I have subordinates.

telapathetic:

the only disadvantage to cereal is you cant hear anything while watching tv

supermoclel:

thatonesuperwholockian:

supermoclel:

oh you had a bad day???????? WELL 2014 years ago the dinosaurs went instinct on this very day. think before u speak

…..sweetheart, I think you are mistaken.

listen sweetie(: im a dinosaur scientist i know what i’m talking about

i think a lot about how well adjusted harry is like he went on to have a successful career and a happy marriage with children like damn 

sunkern:

sarahita:

sunkern:

boy, are u dutch because amsterdamn

This makes no sense. Amsterdam is in Germany.

I’m in Amsterdam right now and lemme fuckin tell u it is not in germany